A new Lowe

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It only seems fair that judge Henry Frye, Jr. should treat Sydney Lowe, Jr.’s accomplice with similar leniency as the Wolfpack-connected A&T student/felon.

Apparently the main difference between the two cases is that Lowe, Jr.’s daddy was able to pay a decent lawyer to get his son’s several prior misdemeanor charges dismissed.  Martin’s failure to properly ‘lawyer up’ likely resulted in his prior two misdemeanor convictions and are being served up as “mitigating factors” for the judge’s sentencing decision that could go to 30 years.  It just wouldn’t be right for Brian Martin to receive a heavier sentence than Lowe seeing as Martin “…didn’t own the weapons used in the incidents“, according to the N&R, and that Lowe had more charges. (Did Lowe own the guns?… I’m unclear)

I realize that my take includes little in the way of how such matters should work according to the “guidelines”, but Frye has already opened the door for randomness in jurisprudence.

Guilford Sheriff B.J. Barnes might be thinking that Frye misread the tea leaves in Lowe’s case about now.

“Who’s playing the race card?”

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Yes! Weekly’s Jordan Green continues the alt-weekly’s full frontal assault on “…Jerry Bledsoe, The Rhinoceros Times and a Greek chorus of local bloggers (who) have openly pursued a goal of overturning the official narrative surrounding the Wray affair“. 

Noting that, “…events continue to unfold in contradiction to their thesis“, Green points out something that has been obvious to me for a long time.  Namely: “…Race underscores the entire controversy and at least correlates with the loyalties and sympathies of most of the partisans in this bitter struggle…” surrounding David Wray’s departure as Greensboro’s police chief.

As for me, I haven’t read one of Jerry B.’s installments in several months.  I just became bored with it sometime after the 342nd installment and decided to wait until the (hopefully condensed) book is released to see how it all ends.  Hopefully sometime in the next decade.

Perhaps, by then, the many court cases spawned by the Wray affair will have wound their way to some sort of factual conclusion, which will serve as my personal measuring stick to all of the ‘he said, she said’ that has been served up as the ‘real story’ by everyone involved on both sides of the mess.

If I can stay up that late…

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…I’m down with Robbie Perkins and Scoop on the Council crawl, but make mine a Bourbon and branch.

Time to sink or swim… again

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Even as late as 5 minutes before last night’s City Council session, my conversations with some Council members led me to think there was little chance that any kind of swimming pool would find its way onto the November ballot.  The unanimous decision to include a $10M pool in the $20M Parks & Rec bond shows what I know about reading tea leaves. 

In the end I think several on the council copped a ”what the hell” stance and figured that, perhaps, the third time might be a charm and determined - as Councilman Methany said - “…We deserve a swimming pool“.  And he’s right… we do.  But we also need to do a much better job of providing the funds for taking care of the facilities we have.

So, will the full body of the Greensboro P&R Commission be further miffed because of this vote.  Naw, I doubt it.  We recognized the need for such a facility and recommended that one go before the voters in 2010.  Corraling the financial support of the swimming community and good planning, we thought, would be key to getting the thing done; and that would take some time.  We now have a scant 120 days to sell the idea.  It is what it is.

The big questions now, (except, of course, for the actual November vote) are: where to site the facility and will the swim community step up to the plate to not only get the bond passed, but also raise an additional $5M to get the facility they really want.

Lighthouse window restorations: free for the asking

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I must say that this is a pretty clever marketing campaign: “JELD-WEN Invites Public to Help Select the Nation’s Most Reliable Lighthouse for Restoration“.  All one needs to do is vote for your favorite lighthouse from this list of “finalists” and the structure with the most votes will “win new JELD-WEN windows and doors“.  Isn’t that just lovely?Bodie Island

North Carolina’s own Bodie Island Lighthouse (c. 1872) is among the fortunate ”finalists”, thanks in part to emails that are in heavy circulation urging Tarheels to select one of our state’s most treasured historic places for the honor of getting its windows ripped out, sent to the landfill and replaced by a company way up in Oregon with a slick marketing department.

You can bet that that the “winner” will be featured in some future JELD-WEN advertisement with some such theme as: “Our windows were chosen for America’s most popular historic lighthouses.”

Makes me want to puke. 

Just what our historic lighthouses don’t need are replacement windows - regardless of the quality of the replacements - what they do need is for their original windows to be restored.  They call it preservation.

In my opinion, the National Park Service, the likely owner of many of the “finalists” including Bodie Island, should quickly disavow this viral campaign before JELD-WEN announces their lucky ”winner” in September of this year.  If they don’t they might be faced with the delimma of either accepting JELD-WEN’s seemingly kind, but self-serving offer, or risk running counter to their very own Secretary of the Interior’s Standards for Rehabilitation which tells owners of all other historic structures to repair, rather than replace, a structure’s historic windows.

I’ll make it easier for them to resist JELD-WEN’s anti-preservationist ploy with a dead-serious counter offer.

My company, Double Hung, LLC, will restore - for free* - any original windows extant in any and all of JELD-WEN’s twelve “finalist” lighthouses.  *All we ask is for the owner to pay travel expenses related to the restoration project. 

We will restore all original windows in one lighthouse every year until all twelve are completed.  First come, first served.   We’ve rarely met an old (pre-1935) window that we can’t restore, but should your lighthouse truly be in need a few new windows to replace inappropriate or deteriorated previous replacements, I’m sure my friends at either Marvin or Pella will be happy to help out with that.

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City Council to P&R Commission: “Shove it”

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I suppose that $20 million is as good a reason as any to fire this blog back up.

Although I missed Monday night’s “sometimes-acrimonious debate” about a proposed Parks & Recreation bond for this November’s ballot, I was deeply involved in what was definitely not what today’s N&R editorial describes as a “faulty process of bringing projects to a referendum“.

As chair of Greensboro’s P&R Commission, I formed a subcommittee back in, I believe it was, February to help prioritize the department’s Capitol Improvement Project (CIP) for the coming decade.  Our charge, as handed down from the city manager and budgeting departments, was to define P&R’s needs for possible inclusion in - and this is important - 2010 and 2012 - referenda.

The list of possible needs and wants presented by the P&R staff to our subcommittee was exhaustive and - all told - came in around $80M.  Our task was to whittle this down into priority-driven, bite-sized chunks.  Which we did.  And after each of two “whittlings”, the subcommittee’s work was presented to the entire Commission and voted upon.  Both passed, unanimously, and we forwarded them up the ladder for consideration by the manager’s office.

There was much discussion surrounding a new, indoor, competitive swimming pool during the subcommittee’s work.  Led by Greensboro Sports Commission head and P&R Commissioner Marc Bush, Marc made strong arguments for the benefits - both social and economic - of trying, once again, to get the public behind the $10M project.

Others, including myself, agreed that such a facility is important, but also argued that it was difficult to support such an expenditure when more basic needs were pressing.  I submitted that if the foundation to my house was crumbling, I would be thought of as somehow defective if I chose to spend money on a new Jacuzzi tub rather than fix my foundation.

In the end, a compromise was reached and we placed various projects in both the 2010 and 2012 bond buckets.  The $10M pool was a part of the 2010 proposal but it came with a caveat: over the next two years, we directed the staff to enter into an intensive public input process that would afford the issue a complete airing.  We also agreed that, in order to guage support and perhaps help with funding, the local swimming community should be asked to form a public/private partnership - ala the Greensboro Youth Soccer Association model - to perhaps shoulder some of the costs.

Commission members vocalized their committment to take a leadership role in championing the agreed-to CIPs over the coming months and years.  After all, we had plenty of time for all this.  We were talking about 2010 and 2012.  Or we thought we were.

Two weeks ago I received an email indicating that the city manager’s office had decided to go ahead and include a $20M bond for this year’s ballot.  This was a surprise to everyone - including the P&R staff.  Even though I had suggested during a previous P&R meeting that because our needs where so great in the area of facility re-investment, it would be a good idea to request the Manager’s office to give us a slot this year, I was told - in no uncertain terms - that this year was NOT our turn.  It was the Transportation Department’s turn at the ballot.

Emails were sent in an attempt to re-convene the P&R’s CIP subcommittee to mull over this new development, but in the end, things moved too quickly and we never got back together in advance of Director Bonnie Kuester’s presentation to Council.  The P&R staff was forced to hurriedly compile a list of needs totalling $20M to be included in November’s bond offering.  When the list was sent out to me, it included mostly the “foundation repair” stuff that was identified for 2010 inclusion. 

There was no mention of a swim center, and I was pleased about that, because our plan - as mentioned above - was to engage the public and build support for the project over a two year period.  And even at that, thought I, the pool would be a hard sell because it has been rejected twice before by the voters.  But at least we would have a shot at it if it was seen that P&R had done some serious planning, enlisted the support of the swimming community, and created a good case for such an expenditure.

So, imagine the surprise during Wednesday night’s P&R Commission meeting when the City Council’s 5-4 decision to include $10M for the pool was given to us.  One Commissioner questioned why the Council, who charged the Commission with prioritizing the CIP, would essentially ignore our work and tell us to “shove it”.  I somewhat concured and suggested that throwing out our prioritization could seriously undermine the Commission’s committment to help promote the bonds as we envisioned them.

I don’t know where this whole pool thing is headed, but I do know that some of our City Council is questioning the professionalism of Bonnie Kuester and her staff because they were not impressed with the staff’s presentation on the $20M bond proposal.  One thing I can tell you though:  Our P&R staff did what they were asked to do, namely, identify and plan the projects that might appear on 2010 and 2012 referenda.  They did that job professionally, diligently and thoroughly.  2008 was NEVER mentioned as a possibility.

No department should be expected to prepare and lay out the particulars of a $20M expenditure on a week’s notice.  Such expectations, and resulting criticisms, are unfair and reflect badly - not on the P&R Department - but on those leveling the criticisms.

The Kentucky Derby

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A friend emailed… “Should I be worried about  you, given the lack of posting especially since it is Derby Day? I understand the lack of posting, but it’s odd for you to be out of touch this time of the year.”

Sorry ’bout the silence for these past weeks, just flat out covered up with business.  Double Hung, LLC is going through a growth spurt that I never envisioned, much less planned for.  More about that later… after all, it is Derby Day.

We’ve been throwing this shindig for over 20 years, so I just figure everyone that should know about it knows about it and knows to show up around 3p on the First Saturday in May.  If you are looking for an engraved invite it ain’t gonna show.  We’re way past that.  If you wanna come, you are welcome.  I mean, what’s another 40 surprise guests when you’re already expecting 125.  There are only two rules…

1) First timers aren’t expected to bring anything, repeat revelers can bring their choice of a bottle of Bourbon or your favorite appetizer in enough quantity to feed an army.

2) Once invited, always invited.  It’s up to you to put it on your calendar every year.

Off to the races.

Stung by Skybus

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Four Hoggards are holding now-worthless tickets to whatever airport that now-bankrupted airline Skybus touted as being close to New York City.  We were to have traveled up there in September along with some friends to gawk at skyscrapers and take in a show or two over Labor Day weekend.  Total roundtrip fare for four: $400 and change.  Sounded like a helluva deal at the time.

It sounded even better once we experienced and tolerated Skybus’s quirkiness just last week.  They were our carrier of choice for a very pleasant and inexpensive trip to and from Punta Gorda (aka Ft. Myers, Fl - in Skybus lingo) during our kids’ spring break.

Now I’m thinking about sending our worthless tickets to Ben Bernanke for a personal bail-out.  (thanks to neighbor Bruce for the idea)  Since the Fed is currently all about protecting financial entities from losses due to unforseen market forces, the financial entity known as the Hoggard family could really use that $400.

Crawford gets an “F” in honesty

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Roch Smith, Jr. on plagiarized information found on Guilford County School Board candidate David Crawford’s Myspace page…  “…Guilford County students get Fs for plagiarism. What was Crawford thinking?

Answer: He wasn’t.  And somebody needs to inform the man that the seat he is seeking this go ’round doesn’t carry with it the authority to levy taxes.

Crawford’s proclivity to run for whatever office is up for grabs in a given election cycle, as well as his overall cluelessness, provide strong arguments against the public financing of local campaigns.  I would not want my money - not even a dollar of it - to go any where near that guy.

Free Pop Kohanowich

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From an emailed GPD press release on the arrest of  Alexander “Pop” Kohanowich during last week’s Obama rally near the Greensboro Coliseum…

“… the Department has received an inordinant number of inquiries regarding the circumstances surrounding the arrest.  Therefore, the Department is conducting a review of the arrest and will provide a statement regarding that review when it is complete.”

The “inordinate number of inquiries” is likely due to less-than-flattering-to-the-GPD coverage by the N&R’s Jeri Rowe, today’s (unposted) Rhino Times story and national exposure via Michelle Malkin (via Noteworthy).

I, like Pop, instinctively touch people when I speak to them.  I’ve had, over the years, people flinch - and even recoil - when I communicate in that way, which comes very naturally to me.  Such reactions of repulsion tell me more about the person I’m addressing than hours of conversation could ever reveal.  Such people are insecure, self-centered, arrogant, generally unfriendly,… and their mama’s didn’t love them near enough.

Pop’s recounting of his ordeal reveals to me that he encountered such a man-jerk.  Hopefully, the Department’s planned inquiry will include a psychological evaluation of the arresting officer which will likely reveal what a maladjusted and unhappy man he really is.  They’ll find that his mama is likely to blame for his turning out to be an ass in uniform.

There had to be a better way to handle a 78 year-old man carrying a sign professing his patriotism even if he was standing in the wrong place.  Had to be.